Better open presents before it happens.
Might have chronic irritable brain syndrome.
Santa hat disguises my graying roots.
I’m not being lazy…I’m “meditating”.
(via Six-Word Memoirs at SMITH Magazine)
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Attributing any successes to stolen identity.
Abridging autobiography. Can’t read own handwriting.
I’m only glamorous on the internet.
I write, but never finish anyth
I don’t understand politicians. And babies.










