Better open presents before it happens.
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Better open presents before it happens.

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Might have chronic irritable brain syndrome.
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Might have chronic irritable brain syndrome.

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Santa hat disguises my graying roots.
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Santa hat disguises my graying roots.

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I’m not being lazy…I’m “meditating”. 
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I’m not being lazy…I’m “meditating”. 

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Attributing any successes to stolen identity.
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Attributing any successes to stolen identity.

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Abridging autobiography. Can’t read own handwriting. 
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Abridging autobiography. Can’t read own handwriting. 

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I’m only glamorous on the internet.
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I’m only glamorous on the internet.

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I write, but never finish anyth
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I write, but never finish anyth

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I don’t understand politicians. And babies.
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I don’t understand politicians. And babies.

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Sink or swim? I choose floating.
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Sink or swim? I choose floating.

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