From Lincoln Logs to Writer’s Block.
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From Lincoln Logs to Writer’s Block.

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Not losing hair. Finding it everywhere.
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Not losing hair. Finding it everywhere.

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My sport: Typing with left thumb.
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My sport: Typing with left thumb.

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New bra gives me super powers.
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New bra gives me super powers.

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Hoped for Xanadu. Settled for Xanax.
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Hoped for Xanadu. Settled for Xanax.

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Damn it, I’ve outlived my teeth.
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Damn it, I’ve outlived my teeth.

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Secret of Life, marry an Italian.
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Secret of Life, marry an Italian.

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Giving time out to inner child.
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Giving time out to inner child.

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Per.io.d i.rre.g.ula.ri.t.y k..ee.ps dri…vin.g m.e. cra……..zy.
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Per.io.d i.rre.g.ula.ri.t.y k..ee.ps dri…vin.g m.e. cra……..zy.

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Breakdown rescheduled due to time constraints.
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Breakdown rescheduled due to time constraints.

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