From Lincoln Logs to Writer’s Block.
Not losing hair. Finding it everywhere.
My sport: Typing with left thumb.
New bra gives me super powers.
Hoped for Xanadu. Settled for Xanax.
Damn it, I’ve outlived my teeth.
Secret of Life, marry an Italian.
Giving time out to inner child.
Per.io.d i.rre.g.ula.ri.t.y k..ee.ps dri…vin.g m.e. cra……..zy.
Breakdown rescheduled due to time constraints.










